Leaving Quotes for Co-workers (Funny & Thoughful!)

Farewells can be bittersweet, but who says they can’t also be funny?

Whether it’s a colleague moving to a new job, a friend embarking on a new adventure, or someone simply taking the next step in life, a touch of humor can lighten the mood and make the parting a bit more bearable.

We’ve gathered 120 hilarious “you’re leaving” quotes that are perfect for adding a dose of laughter to any goodbye.

From witty one-liners to cheeky remarks, these quotes will ensure your farewell message is anything but boring. So, get ready to say goodbye with a smile and a chuckle!

Saying Goodbye? Here Are 120 Hilarious Quotes to Make Farewells Fun!

Sure, here are over 100 funny “you’re leaving” quotes to make farewells a bit more lighthearted:

For the Serial Procrastinator

• “Goodbye! May you find less annoying coworkers at your next job.”
• “So long! I guess we’ll actually have to do our own work now.”
• “Farewell! Who will we blame for everything now?”
• “Goodbye and good riddance to our best coffee thief!”
• “We’ll miss you… until the next office party.”
• “Congrats on escaping! We envy you.”
• “So, you’re finally leaving the nuthouse? Good luck!”
• “Goodbye! Let the next chapter of ‘How to Avoid Work’ begin.”

For the Office Gossip

• “See you never! Enjoy your new zoo!”
• “Farewell, office buddy! Enjoy being the new guy all over again.”
• “Goodbye! Let us know if the grass is actually greener.”
• “Who’s going to explain memes to us now?”
• “Don’t forget us when you become rich and famous!”
• “Goodbye! May your new colleagues have the patience of saints.”
• “Farewell! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
• “Leaving already? I guess you couldn’t handle our awesomeness.”

For the Colleague Who Kept Us Laughing

• “Goodbye! I’ll finally get your parking spot.”
• “Adios! Try not to miss my sarcastic comments too much.”
• “You’re leaving? I guess there really is a limit to how much fun one can have.”
• “Goodbye! Thanks for all the headaches.”
• “Farewell! Try not to set the new office on fire.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I roll my eyes at now?”
• “Leaving? I didn’t even know you worked here!”
• “Goodbye! Take me with you?”
• “Farewell! Just kidding, I’m coming with you.”
• “You’re leaving? Guess it’s time to stop pretending to work.”
• “Goodbye! Who will help me procrastinate now?”
• “Farewell! Enjoy having a real social life again.”
• “Adios! Thanks for making me look good.”

To the distractor

• “Goodbye! We’ll try not to have too much fun without you.”
• “Leaving? Don’t forget to write…or don’t.”
• “Farewell! May your next boss be less crazy.”
• “Goodbye! Who will break the coffee machine now?”
• “You’re leaving? Guess I’m the office favorite now!”
• “Farewell! Don’t worry, we’ll keep gossiping about you.”
• “Goodbye! At least you won’t have to hear my bad jokes anymore.”
• “Leaving? Can I have your chair?”
• “Farewell! Let’s see how long it takes for them to realize you’re gone.”
• “Goodbye! I guess I’ll have to work for a change.”
• “You’re leaving? Who am I supposed to annoy now?”
• “Farewell! Don’t worry, your secrets are safe with me… mostly.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I share my lunch with now?”
• “Leaving? I’ll finally have someone to gossip about.”
• “Farewell! Enjoy the peace and quiet of a new place.”
• “Goodbye! Don’t let the exit door hit you on the way out.”
• “You’re leaving? Does this mean I get a promotion?”
• “Farewell! Try not to get fired from your new job too quickly.”
• “Goodbye! I’ll miss you like I miss deadlines.”

Don’t be a stranger!

• “Leaving already? I guess the fun had to stop sometime.”
• “Farewell! Thanks for the free food, I mean, memories.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I swap shift covers with now?”
• “Leaving? Does this mean the printer will finally work?”
• “Farewell! Don’t worry, we won’t party too hard in your absence.”
• “Goodbye! I promise to only spread the good rumors about you.”
• “You’re leaving? Finally, a chance to clean out the office fridge.”
• “Farewell! May your new coworkers be less annoying.”
• “Goodbye! I guess I’ll have to find someone else to do my work.”
• “Leaving? I’ll miss our epic procrastination sessions.”
• “Farewell! Don’t be a stranger – unless you want to.”
• “Goodbye! Thanks for all the free Wi-Fi passwords.”
• “You’re leaving? Does this mean I get your stapler?”
• “Farewell! Who will I have pointless meetings with now?”
• “Goodbye! Let’s see how long before they realize you’re gone.”
• “Leaving? We’ll try to manage without your genius ideas.”
• “Farewell! Enjoy being the newbie again.”
• “Goodbye! Your new office better appreciate you as much as we did.”

For the Slacker!

• “You’re leaving? Guess I’m the office slacker now.”
• “Farewell! Let’s hope the coffee is better where you’re going.”
• “Goodbye! At least you won’t have to pretend to work anymore.”
• “Leaving? Who’s going to be my work therapist now?”
• “Farewell! I guess I’ll have to laugh at my own jokes now.”
• “Goodbye! Thanks for all the times you covered for me.”
• “You’re leaving? Does this mean I can have your desk plant?”
• “Farewell! I’ll miss our pointless debates.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I brainstorm with now?”
• “Leaving? At least I’ll save on birthday cards.”
• “Farewell! I’ll try to keep the office drama going without you.”
• “Goodbye! May your new workplace be filled with less drama.”
• “You’re leaving? Now who will share my venting sessions?”
• “Farewell! Thanks for all the ‘productive’ meetings.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I laugh at stupid emails with now?”
• “Leaving? Guess I’ll have to find someone else to distract me.”
• “Farewell! I’ll miss our epic lunch breaks.”
• “Goodbye! May your new boss be as cool as me.”
• “You’re leaving? I’ll try not to cry… too much.”
• “Farewell! Enjoy your new chapter, and don’t forget us!”
• “Goodbye! I’ll miss our office pranks.”
• “Leaving? Now who will help me pretend to be busy?”
• “Farewell! I’ll keep your desk warm until you come back.”
• “Goodbye! Don’t forget to send postcards from the real world.”
• “You’re leaving? Does this mean the Wi-Fi will be faster?”

For the Meeting Avoider

• “Farewell! May your new team appreciate your quirks.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I share my ‘Monday Blues’ with now?”
• “Leaving? I’ll miss your random jokes.”
• “Farewell! Thanks for making work bearable.”
• “Goodbye! Who will be my partner in crime now?”
• “You’re leaving? I guess it’s back to boring lunch breaks.”
• “Farewell! Enjoy having a life outside of work.”
• “Goodbye! I’ll miss your terrible music taste.”
• “Leaving? Does this mean I get the last slice of pizza now?”
• “Farewell! May your new adventures be as crazy as our office.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I gossip about reality TV with now?”
• “Leaving? I’ll miss our daily dose of sarcasm.”
• “Farewell! Thanks for all the laughs and free snacks.”
• “Goodbye! At least now you can finally take a nap.”
• “You’re leaving? I guess it’s time to work for real.”
• “Farewell! Let’s hope your new job comes with fewer emails.”
• “Goodbye! Who will I borrow pens from now?”

For the Team Player

• “Leaving? Guess I’ll have to do my own work now.”
• “Farewell! I’ll miss our ‘let’s pretend to be busy’ game.”
• “Goodbye! Thanks for all the memories and office supplies.”
• “You’re leaving? Who will join me for office chair races now?”
• “Farewell! May your new office be spider-free.”
• “Goodbye! I’ll miss your quirky sense of humor.”
• “Leaving? Try not to miss our amazing team too much.”
• “Farewell! Enjoy being the ‘newbie’ all over again.”
• “Goodbye! Who will help me avoid meetings now?”
• “You’re leaving? I guess it’s time to find a new partner in crime.”
• “Farewell! Thanks for all the random fun moments.”
• “Goodbye! May your new job come with fewer meetings.”

I hope these quotes bring a smile to someone’s face as they prepare for a new adventure!

Farewell, But Not Goodbye!

And there you have it—120 funny and light-hearted quotes to make any farewell a memorable and laughter-filled event.

Whether you’re the one leaving or the one left behind, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face and make the parting a little less painful.

Remember, goodbyes are not forever; they’re simply a “see you later” with a touch of humor.

So, go ahead and share these quotes, spread some joy, and keep the spirit of fun alive, no matter where life takes you next. Until we meet again, keep laughing and stay awesome!